My Saturday





























44 comments:

Anonymous said...

He's BACK!

Anonymous said...

Well played. Sounds like my Saturday. What was Winston up to Friday night??

Anonymous said...

Life would be much better if the hangover man wasn't suck a dick.

Glad you're back!

Bonnie G. said...

The drawing of Hangover Man crapping on your head just might be one of your best.

Anonymous said...

Melting is a bitch.

I Heart Clipart said...

I hope Winston was wearing SPF.

Anonymous said...

After embarrassing myself by way of
excessive comments here in the past
I will never respond to a blog post
again.

Hangover Man 2 ..

Anonymous said...

Hahaha. Unfortunately, my Saturday was similar. Maybe we were at the same party Friday night. Pretty sure I saw a turtle wearing a lampshade.

Anonymous said...

Speaking of Winston ...

http://xkcd.com/889/

although my fave is ...

http://xkcd.com/310/

Tim Urban said...

That turtle comic was excellent and sums up Winston's personality really well.

Steven Halsey said...

Tim Urban is back on his blog!

Kurt Kuden said...

haha get well soon dude

Anonymous said...

moremoremore!

Tara said...

A little disturbed by some of these pictures. Not sure about exactly what is happening in the frame where hangover man is sitting on your head reading the paper. What's the red thing?? In a second completely unrelated question, my word verification thingy says "strable" Is that even a word? I'm getting no closer to finding the meaning of life tonight.

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is this the end of underneath the turban?

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Tim Urban said...

Never getting those 30 minutes of my life back. Thank you.

P.S. Sorry I'm MIA. I'll be back soon.

Anonymous said...

Goodness gracious, where the heck are you?!

You're forcing me to actually be productive with my time..

Lola Oh said...

Please start writing again Tim!

Mary said...

Will you ever blog again?

Tim Urban said...

Yes! I'll be starting up again very soon...

Anonymous said...

i'd really like to know what you think about everyone moving to tumblr tim

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Ohaha, your so lazy bro!

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